Thursday, 16 June 2011

Joke of the day

To be fair, it's not a bad gag.  But knowing your audience is key.

Any suggestions for jokes to tell the Archbishop of Canterbury would be greatly appreciated in the comments.


Posted by The Church Mouse at 18:07

3 comments:

  1. Why do penguins jump up and down on a first date? Something to break the ice isn't it.

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  2. I'm now told that the joke has a second part ...

    The Dalai Lama pays, then pizza guy says, "do you want your change", and the Dalai Lama replies "change comes from within".

    Not sure it improves the joke.

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  3. The Archbishop was riding through Greater Manchester on a horse. Just then, the horse started galloping away from the town he wanted to stop in. In fear of being thrown off the horse and missing the town, he pointed to the sign post and said "Canter! Bury!"

    And that's why I've never tried my hand to stand-up.

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